Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.