Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.