Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.