Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.