Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.