Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor