Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession