Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms