Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent