Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.