Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!