Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.