What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.