What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

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What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car?

Hey Robin get in the car"!

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip