Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.