How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

' 41 Jokes More ' 41 Jokes

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41