How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders .

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

' 41 Jokes More ' 41 Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.