How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.