How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.