What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.