How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy?

A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!