How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

got a pencil and worked it out.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

Car Windshield Jokes More Car Windshield Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.