What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.