What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.