Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

How did the homeless handicap child die?

Alone

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym