Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

War Jokes More War Jokes

Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.