What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

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What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!