What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!