What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.