How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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Wong Wei

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.