How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)