It doesn't have windows.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Your mailbox is missing!
Phelps.
Capitalism
THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!
Defiled.
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Kilt
Because a cop robbed him.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
A polterheist.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
No whey...
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
He needed the dough.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Pilaf.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
They're still in your driveway
Billy the Squid.
Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
He had loco motives!
They dont.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
There was a run on sentences.
He had a loco motive.
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
Got milk
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
When the door is open !
If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
Because they knead the dough.
Because he kneaded them.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
The posters.
To stop a kid napping.
Get out of my son!
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"
