What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.