What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

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Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM