What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

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Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.