Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic little person on the lam?

A small medium at large

What do you call a short psychic who hasn't yet been apprehended?

A small medium at-large?

What do you call a midget psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A: A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget physic that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?

Small medium at large.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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A year in prison if there's any justice.

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Psychic Dwarf Jokes More Psychic Dwarf Jokes

What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law?

A small medium at large

What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?

Small medium at large.

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Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Dwarfism Jokes More Dwarfism Jokes

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism?

A Stunted Stunt Stunter.

Lam Jokes More Lam Jokes

What do you call a psychic little person on the lam?

A small medium at large

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.