What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.