Outlaws are wanted people
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A small medium at large.
an ill eagle
My mother-in-law.
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
More than one mother-in-law.
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
Put them inside a woman's body.
Law suits!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
A degree in law.
Om's Law.
Women Say the Darndest Things
One of them is actually wanted!
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
A small medium at large
Disburse!
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
He married his cousin.
Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.
Two mothers-in-law.
They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
You pull the trigger again.
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
A: It broke the law of gravity!
The Law of the jungle!
A Small Medium at Large
Dual air bags.
Almond the side of the law ! Kn
Because it's easier than running from the law.
WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.
I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.
Hmm No risk do both.
A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
not enough sand.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
A: They must follow the letter of the law.
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
The law of gravity
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
A brotha-in-law
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
Covers tracks
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Look, Ma! No hands!
Geronimoo!"
Dog gone!
Just the First Order.
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
Because people are dying to get in.
They lie still.
we are both lawyers."
A BMW's pricks are on the inside!
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