What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.