Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle