Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."