How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had