Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old
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A: Hold my purse.
ma
Disburse!
my mugger, giving my purse back
He wasn't single.
He fell on his ash.
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Punksters
The Germans like shade
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
Because they will always steal the green cards.
let's jack it.
What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.
Cliffsides (because it's so steep).
In the lab.
Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)
Because it's easier than running from the law.
Look ma, no hands!
Look ma, no hands!"
