The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
He cracks up
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Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Nailed it.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Watch this!
Hand me Downs.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
All the black ones are accidentals.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.
