What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia