Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

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What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ?

Acis spades !

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades