Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.