Spade Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ?

Acis spades !

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!