What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song?

Take me to Christian Bell.

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.