What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

3 Ho Jokes More 3 Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Justin Beiber Jokes More Justin Beiber Jokes

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's