What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

3 Ho Jokes More 3 Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Justin Beiber Jokes More Justin Beiber Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy