What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.