What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."