What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.