What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Beautiful Jokes More Beautiful Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.