How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.