How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

an anti-joke.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.