Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

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Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high