Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.