What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.