The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
e-reptile dysfunction
Isn't this using the internet backwards
SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK
It must have fallen through a crack.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
A few months ago
They both begin a trip at the post!
Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)
M: Protesting this conversation.
Because they are always earwigging their conversations !