Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"