Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*