What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

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How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.