Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note?

High G.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.