Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Practicing

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Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)