Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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Because umbrellas can't walk.

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle