Stick his bill up his arse.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
An Oreo crookie
Quack
If it's bill withers!
A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
They both say insert Bill here
Because he said he was pro Bono.
Lawsuits.
So your arse doesn't slam.
A pain in the arse.
