What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.