Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached