Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels