Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels