What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.