She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Pine trees
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Rub it rub it rub it.
They both like to pork.
A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
Because it's eight more.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Clare your throat before you speak !
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
Because her boyfriend was going in .
Because they can only count to 3.
Because 68 69 70.
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