Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

70 Jokes More 70 Jokes

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"