Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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A hex-a-gone

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What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

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