Because they don't like conventional ovens.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Jedi do that?
sELFie
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Microwaves!
Because I threw a microwave at him
They could never do it before it was cool
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
