Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.