Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.