How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.