How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

attaturk.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt